Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger Tee

Some people need a reminder that volume is not a personality. This tee delivers the memo with zero meeting required.

Who it's for: women with a sharp sense of humor, group-chat truth-tellers, and gift shoppers buying for the friend who never minces words.

• Soft ring-spun cotton (heather blends may vary)
• Flattering everyday fit, true to size
• Sizes S–3XL
• DTG printed; machine wash cold inside out

Wear / gift for: errands, girls' night, passive-aggressive family reunions, and "thinking of you" packages with bite.

Grab it when the punchline fits. Free shipping on orders over $50.